I feel like being irreverent today. So you're all getting the OP for an indie Advance Wars style mecha musume bishoujo game: Gadget Trial. Though actually, the game itself is quite fun to play. The AI is a cheating bastard, but the sense of humour is exactly what you'd expect from a game with THAT OP and the gameplay is solid, if simplistic.
Mainly though, that OP is just fun.