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JoJo Engrish, Ranked

15. HAPPY, JOY-PY, yoropiku-ne (Joseph)

14. GOODO (Elder Obi/Jotaro/Younger D’Arby, et al.)

13. HEY BABY (Baron Zeppelli)

12. HELL 2 U! / HAIL 2 U! (Avdol/that genie)

11. DO YOU UNDAHSTAAND (Yello Temperance guy)

10. REDDO DRAGUNS

9. VERY NICEU, CAESAR-CHAN (Joseph)

8. ZA WARUDO (Dio)

7. Niiiiiiiiice (Joseph)

6. OH! MY! GOD! (Old Joseph, many times)

5. YES! I! AM! (MOHAMMAD AVDOL)

4. JAGGERS

3. OH! THAT’S A BASEEBARR!

2. GUH AHED, MISTER JOESTERR (Elder Barbie)

1. OH SHIIITTT! SON UV A BEETCH! (Old Joseph)

Bonus:

SpeeeeeeeeedwaGONnnnnn (Rudol von Stroheim)

This article was done as a collaboration between Joseph “Unimplied” Joestar and Caesar “Morie” Zeppelli. The very niiiiiiiiiiiice video was made by Unimplied.

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