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A.C.W. Day 3 - The AniTAY Report

The attack on the truth continues. Proton and his conspiracy are trying to paint your faithful AniTAY Reporter, myself, who has an established history of bringing Proton’s lies and conspiracies to light. Now on to the report.

As always, you can find my front-lines reporting in the comments of each article.

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Jonuiuc posted an OP/ED of the Day that wasn’t Illuminati code-speak like the last one was. It turns out that he is a fellow truth-seeker, like all you readers and myself.

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ShadowHaken then enlightened AniTAY with more news of Dragon Ball Super and Ushio & Tora. Great to see a fellow AniTAY Reporter at work!

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More lies issue forth from the deceitful keyboard of Stormburns, the Conspirator as he attempts to turn the trust of you faithful, truth-seeking readers by employing Slaine and his ilk.

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Tatsuyism makes a comeback in Devin Fake’s article full of subliminal threats against Dex.

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Krakken, a possible ex-conspirator, shares knowledge he has gained from living the hard life of the otaku. We appreciate your sacrifice and wisdom. This article is a must read.

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The AniTAY Podcast returns, in which a fake clone of myself created by the evil terrorist Stormburns to fulfill his dark plans. However, he is foiled as my clone’s deep understanding of who is evil in this world (read: Stormburns, the Conspirator) and is rendered speechless by one simple quip by my clone.

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Stormburns’ public censorship division has a field day with qRookyPoo’s excellent review of Fate/stay night.

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In a final push to “win” today, as the foolish do, more lies are sown by the despicable Stormburns, the Conspirator. He may write multiple articles a day to slander me, but with a few comments and a wrap-up article, the power of the truth still guides me to overcome his attempts on my life, as well as Dex’s. We shall strive to protect the freedom of the people to follow Dex and keep Him safe.

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The AniTAY Report team is encountering a larger volume of, and more malicious, opposition from the Conspiracy. This battle has not been, and will not be easy. But the truth is worth fighting for, so we here at the AniTAY Reporters Headquarters will fight on.

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