Today commenced the much-hyped “AniTAY Comedy Week” (ACW) here on AniTAY, but I am here to tell you that there is more going on here than just some comedic fun. We are being overrun, yet again, by the nefarious Protonstorm and his conspiracies. This is actually “AniTAY Conspiracy Week” (ACW, not to be confused with ACW).
As always, you can find my front-lines reporting in the comments of each article.
The day started off like any other here on AniTAY. A seemingly innocent post...but it was actually a front for the terrorist conspiracy led by Proton and his right-hand man Stablick.
After I spouted off some random typical conspiracy-theorist ideas that I have bouncing around in my head at all times, the motives of the conspirators became clear to me. With their identities unknown due to clever disguises that fooled our facial recognition software, they obviously must be members of the terrorist group “Sphinx.”
It appears that a most unfortunate thing happened earlier today. Someone didn’t like Your Lie in April. Well, they got what was coming to them. Here’s to a speedy recovery from their ignorance.
Later, a startling development occurred which brought back many unpleasant memories. Infinite Stratos still haunts me to this day...the leaders of the conspiracy must be trying to attack me, specifically. I will not back down though, as I diffuse the darkness of their deceit for the community of AniTAY.
Proton moves on to the next part of his grand scheme - brainwashing.
The culmination and most frightening development of today is most certainly the latest event. While it is a solid review or a truly underrepresented movie here on AniTAY, this article is just proof that Proton’s brainwashing and inception methods do, in fact, work.
Where does the rabbit hole lead to? How far does it go? Will AniTAY survive ACW? Will Dex the All-Powerful be under attack by the terrorist cell “Sphinx” and its associates? I will faithfully keep you updated on the facts.
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