So we were discussing restaurants earlier today and food trucks came up. I had a much worse name for one (Two Grills One Truck), before jonuiuc came up with Grill La Grill, which prompted me to start coming up with an Anime Menu. Here’s what I have so far, and it’s a pretty well-rounded selection:

APPETIZERS

  • Mawaru Poutinedrum
  • Quinoa’s Journey
  • Buffalowingatari
  • Tem-PU-Ra Darkness
  • Naan Genesis Evancurryon

ENTREES

  • Steak Art Online: Mother’s Rotisserie
  • Buburger Buranki
  • Full Metal Pita: Falaffel
  • Star Bratinum & ZA CONEY
  • Code Garlic: Lasagna of the Revolution
  • Teriyaki Muyo
  • Fish/And Chips: Unlimited Batter Works
  • BLT Crisis Tokyo 2040
  • Fullbacon Alchemist: Conqueror of Schwarma
  • Sayonara Ziti Sensei

SIDES

  • Slaw Driver: Galactic Prettybowl
  • Undefeated Bleucheese Chronicle
  • Saladia on the Vinaigrette Planet
  • Kore wa Zucchini desuka?
  • Attack on Taters

NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS

  • Saenai Heroine no Cream Soda-tekata
  • Pepsi no Iukoto wo Kikinasai!
  • Tokyo Ghoul Root Beer Float
  • Milkshake-shi Zoku Shou
  • One Fruitpunch Man

ALCOHOLIC DRINKS

  • Guinness STOUT Destiny
  • The Maltwhiskey of Haruhi Suzumiya
  • JimBeam’s Bourbon Adventure
  • Gintama Gintonic
  • Nodame Champagne

DESSERTS

  • Cheesecake Revolutio
  • Velvetred Operation
  • Love, Creme-Brulee, and Other Deliciousness
  • Cakecaptor Sakura
  • C3 - Carrot x Cake x Crunch

These all sound good until you realize I’m the chef, huh...