THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, WILD KANSAS - According to our sources well connected with Protonstorm and his team, the internal and external plans for this April Fools day are all lies and he has a wild day ahead for all of us.

“He’s a pathological liar. What better April Fools than to plan ahead and say it is cancelled?” says Maelwys, head of the Center for Anti-Protonstorm But Secretly Loves Proton.

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We tried to reach Matt, his partner in Taykobon Enterprises, specializing in manga and light novel releases, but the only thing he repeated to us was “What’s anime?”

We’ll have further news as this story develops.